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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

"Why should I apologize for the monster I’ve become? No one ever apologized for making me this way."
-(via dok-o)

Artist: The Menzingers

takelotswithalcohol:

I tried running
I tried hiding
I tried everything but dying
Damn the days we took for granted.
Never again will I let anyone close to me.

SO BURN THE FUCKER DOWN, I DON’T CARE!!

My manager told me to “bring my A-game tomorrow” because floor moves kicked our asses and there’s so many fucking superhero shirts in the stockroom and we’re getting 50 boxes in shipment. Here I am drinking Steel Reserve blkberry posting funny photos to everyone’s Facebook timelines..

AND THIS IS PROBABLY WHY I HAVENT BEEN PUT ON SUCCESSION TRAINING PROGRAM.

cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you